The Night Beard Show #13: Days Of Future Beard

The Night Beard Show is nothing without it's wand of magic that enables us to bring the listener premium chatter each week. That said, even we with beard o' mighty have not the staff of the princess demon wand from Dollar Tree. If it were to waft into our paths, we might beat one another over it as if it were a pizza. This week, we look in depth at the epidemic of subway nudity, romantic robbery of the Arby's kind as well as what it might taste like to fuse Mountain Dew with Doritos. We are sometimes as on-the-nose as getting arrested for meth while wearing a shirt proclaiming one's love for meth. Still, none of us are desperate enough to dial 9-1-1 looking for a date, no matter how many miles that woman can run while drinking beer. We wrap on some comic book movie news and the glory days of z-grade science fiction movies broadcast on UHF as "an event"...much like the drop of this show every Wednesday!

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